maybe it's like belly button lint

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 17-Mar-2006 14:21:47

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but
dust." He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter (who was listening!)
Leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "

Mommy, what is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point.

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Friday, 17-Mar-2006 23:13:21

haha

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 18-Mar-2006 19:54:56

lol, good one!

Post 4 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Sunday, 19-Mar-2006 19:23:43

When I have children in church I'm going to keep their mouths filled with hard candies. Oh, yeah, I'm a wickan, never mind then. rofl